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Friday, April 1, 2016

April Fools Day Headlines

Donald Trump apologizes.

Kim Kardashian says, “No more selfies.” 

ISIS leaders seek peace with America.

Donald Trump tells a reporter, "No comment."

Bill Gates declares bankruptcy.

Warren Buffett says success in market was "Pure luck."

Barack Obama says “Affordable Healthcare Act was a huge mistake.”

Donald Trump shaves his head.

Danny Murphy gets a million dollar advance in book deal. 

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