Showing posts with label April Fools Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fools Day. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2016

April Fools Day Headlines

Donald Trump apologizes.

Kim Kardashian says, “No more selfies.” 

ISIS leaders seek peace with America.

Donald Trump tells a reporter, "No comment."

Bill Gates declares bankruptcy.

Warren Buffett says success in market was "Pure luck."

Barack Obama says “Affordable Healthcare Act was a huge mistake.”

Donald Trump shaves his head.

Danny Murphy gets a million dollar advance in book deal. 

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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Make America Laugh Again

Many Americans have lost their sense of humor. We no longer laugh as we once did. Candidates have been getting meaner and the jokes have been getting uglier. However, we can make America laugh again. Not with insults to belittle one another, but with kinder gentler jokes.

In regard to healthcare, laughter is not only the best medicine. It’s also our least costly healthcare option. With my Haha Health Program, Comedy Practitioners will be able to prescribe jokes that heal instead of expensive drugs. Consumers are going to see tremendous savings!


I envision an America with a thousand points of laughter, all over this great land of ours. This laugh is your laugh, this laugh is my laugh. Life, liberty, and laughter - these are the values that will bring our country back together. Ask not what your country can do to make you laugh. Ask what you can do to make a fellow American laugh. Give me laughter, or give me death!

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